Who’s responsible for this mess?

My name is Dru-Zod (aka: The General you will all kneel before! Both you, and then one day, your heirs!!!). I’ve been working in marketing for fifteen years. But my passion for advertising started as a teen watching what they now call retro-mercials.

If there’s one thing I love more than a really great, awe-inspiring commercial, it’s delivering the blow-by-blow to the horrifying implosion of a botched ad as it crashes and burns on my TV screen. I’m the type of guy who will fast-forward my DVR through the program to watch the commercials. Then I’ll pick them apart with the ferocity of buzzards on roadkill.

Spend any amount of time on this site and you’re sure to spot influences from MST3k, my love of comic book superheroes and 1980′s pop-culture.

I started this site for a couple reasons. One, my aforementioned love of watching train wrecks. Two, and more serious, we want to adopt a child and I’m hoping you’ll be nice enough to click on ad or donate some cash.

BTW, my favorite commercial of all time is the 1987 Philips light bulb spot where the cat gets sucked up by the vacuum cleaner. If anyone can find that spot online, shoot me a link.

Love, Peace, Kneel!

Dru-Zod