AdverTERRIBLE

If you’re a guy living in France who happens to love feminine hygiene products, then Tampax is looking for you! Go to this website to be the submit your candidacy for president of their fan club.

By the way, those aren’t singing Popsicles and this isn’t a Japanese game show.

Forget the good. We’re only dealing with the bad and ugly on this site.

My friends call me Kal-el, but I’m ready to blow up the planet that is terrible advertising. After spending half my life working in marketing, I’ve run across some stuff so psychedelically awful, you’d think the producers were sniffing red Kryptonite.

That’s what I’m going to share with you here. Everything from horrifying to weird and obscure stuff that was (rightfully) buried long ago.

You want local TV commercials made with low budget and no taste?  We got ‘em. You want vintage ads that are no longer socially acceptable? Prepare to be offended. Wanna see stuff so bad it will make you spit Coke out your nose? Now you’re livin’ in my world.

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“Never send your kid to earth. It won’t turn out well.” – Kryptonian Proverb